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( watch out boy she'll chew you up )

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I need a really good recommendation for a plumber. I ate the last one.

That was a joke. Mostly.

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Things Your Local Emergency Room Wants You to Know

- We do not need to know the explicit details of how a foreign body became lodged.
- Nor do we need any assistance from anyone while removing it.
- Wearing your seatbelt is always a good idea, no matter what Species you are. Even Therianthropes can have broken necks when they go through windshields.
- We are not your local blood bank. Not even close. Please don't ask if we give samples.
- If you try to fight us when we try to administer appropriate medical treatment we will hold you down. Some of us are probably much stronger than you. I will push you down by the forehead if I need to like a bitch rat. Also man up. It's just a needle and some string. There's children up in oncology with more balls than you.
- My name is not sweetheart or baby, it's Doctor. I will hurt you. My nurse is not the doctor. And he doesn't like to be called baby either.